Alexios… …add toilet paper to the shopping list. (sighs) Oh, and camel milk. (muffled) And a chicken. And moisturizer. (Alexa) Thanks, guys. I’ll take it from here.
JESUS CHRIST RETURNS, REPENT OF SIN AND CHANGE …..Y.OUR WAY OF LIVING
This is sooo good 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Egyptians weren't white lmfao crackerdiles
I JUST LOVEEEEEEEEEEE THIS… THIS IS THE BEST… " AND CHICKEN" TO FUNNY…
NOWWWWWW…. WE ALLL JUST FOUND OUT… WHAT WAS WRITTEN UPON THE WALLS… A GROCERY LIST…HAHAHAH TOOOOOO FUNNY…
DID YOU NOTICE ON THE WALL WHEN HE IS WALKING AWAY… TO THE LEFT OF THE TOILET PAPERS IS A DRAWING OF A BUNCH OF BANANAS, KAT FOOD, CHERRIES OR BERRIES, LOOKS LIKE BRUSH'S OR TOOTH BRUSHES HAHAHAH
"Alexios add toilet paper to the shopping list" what a legend 😂
Strange how it was posted a coupe of days before the toilet paper shortage in China due to coronavirus. I know I’m seeing “shit” that is not there.
Think how much better this would be if you had talked to someone who actually knows anything about ancient Egypt! I would have happily consulted with you on it for the line on my CV. Just about any Egyptologist would have. There's a contact form on my website: https://www.caseyegyptologist.com/contact
Toilet paper was not a symbol in hieroglyphics.
Not toilet paper is just wrapping
0:12 it’s hornet. Look above his hand
…"and the chicken"…😁😂 This is so funny and creative marketing
Alexios from Assassin’s Creed?
EGYPTIANS DIDNT HAVE PALE SKIN please stop trying to whitewash Egyptians
This is historically inaccurate looks how white those actors are smh
I’ll never get one of these, but this is still hilarious.
This is creative
Some ads are just too good to be short and others are just desperately horrible to be long, and worst if you cant skip them. Also, to think toilet papers is what they're using in a pharaohs' corpse…that is funny.
Wait, is that jimmy fallon to the right?
Lol I don't have alexa
Saw on TV, made me laugh like no other commercial. Maybe it was the carrot cake that did it
Mummies weren't wrapped in Toilet Paper, they were wrapped in linen. Stupid Amazon -_-
This is so disrespectful!!!!!
This is really Inaccurate, and if anyone is educated in History they would be able to see the same.
ARABS don’t come from Ancient Egyptians, they come from the BEDOUIN tribes.
Parody or not, this is another gross misrepresentation of who the Ancient Egyptians were.
To all the people wrongly calling Egyptians black and this an “unrealistic representation”, I’m sure they were coal black and not a light to medium tan like the Greeks, Iranians, Afghans, etc around the same area… the Nubians were black, but they did not rule Egypt until nearly the very end of the Egyptian empire. That’s why they were called Nubians, not Egyptians…
Then again half of you probably believe Mozart was black too 🙄
So your suggesting that before Alexa was a thing, people had slaves and servants with names similar to alexa do the exact same thing as alexa?…… Accurate.
If the ancient kemites were white,they must have had an obsession with black people considering all the statues and paintings depict those of a “swarthy” complexion.
As an Egyptian, I see this ad very humiliating to my culture and civilization that has been there for 5000 years. It is not even funny!
Could you be honest Amazon the Egyptians were BLACK, the Arabs invaded and history states that. If we're making things up then European were originally cats.
And a chicken.
Historically inaccurate, these “Egyptians” aren’t color correct
I don't care who dislikes it's FUNNY!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The real Alexios would be like I'M THE SPARTAN WARRIOR! I DON'T ADD TOILET PAPER TO A LIST! MALAKA!
Person: Alexios, add toilet paper to the shopping list.Alexios: sighPerson: oh and camel milk.Guy in background: and a chicken!Person: And moisturizerAlexios: i quit.
Isn't Alexios a greek name? lol
Lmao wtf?! "Egypt" was originally called KEMET, meaning Land of the Blacks. Egypt is in Africa. Stop whitewashing everything.
Then Alexios, being pissed at being told what to do, pulled out his hidden assassin blades. LoL.😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant! #TRUMP #COVFEFE USA
It’s the fact that this type of offense surfaced during black history month. Distasteful.
Let’s be honest this was not in your recommend list you search it up.
This is the most racist commercial I've seen in a long time.. camel milk? .. Amazon needs to learn history they didn't even have camels in ancient Egyptian times. Not to mention they're just insinuating that people in the Middle East drink "camel milk". I guess since you can't be racist to any other race to here you got to pick on the Egyptians… Jeff Bezos is a Democrat hmmmmmm. I'm starting to think that Democrats are really actually the most racist people I've ever met race is completely important to them when it's not to anybody else
Still tryna Whitewash Egypt, huh?
None of you men fact checking each other is doing any good. Even within our freedom movement there are many hegelian dialectics opposing all of us from each other. Many of us have the truth in pieces but this here in it ultimate intentions is a physiological manipulation of the masculine left hemisphere of the brain its neuroscience in a basic form that ultimately instills in us the desire to be dominant. Don't believe me? Be honest with yourself, the man giving commands was commanding ACTUALLY SLAVES of the time. The replacement wasn't a physiological change within the self it was using technology instead but the desire and need for power did not change in the being. Its simply available and convenient. Watch my podcast it's a hour and 40 mins on my channel I get into things like this deeply.
Me: "haha! This commercial is funny!"People in the comments: arguing, complaining, and hatingMe: "I seriously came here for a good time but y'all are just ruining the mood"
Why are they white? 🤔
What is the song
Egyptians weren’t white or beige they were black African people so were the Hebrews that they enslaved
Super disrespectful ad.
This is very DISRESPECTFUL Amazon! This dogs of Egypt type inaccuracy of beautiful Kemet is getting more and more out of hand. Katy Perry got hers when she was sued after blaspheming Kemet. This should be pulled IMMEDIATELY
So, who said carrot cake?
This is why I hate these white-washing idiots…
funny as hell especially the sound when the chisel hits the floor
Bloody offensive. @amazon you can do better. Re-dub or remove
I love it !!!!!
The sacred ancient act of mummification, using toilet paper….. 😔 Could of used any other type, but chose paper to wipe someone’s ass with. Way not to shit on an entire culture Amazon.
Not only does this stanking commercial whitewash Ancient Egypt, his servant has a Greek name. Culture vultures don't care though. It's a very ignorant attempt at comedy.
To hell with this garbage! Your product will be cursed forever! This is wrong on so many levels! And I'm not even going to start with the white washing! This is very offensive and I'm sick of this garbage! Research history not just your own you f***ing clowns!
Y'all whitewash everything even The Lone Ranger! Bunch of dumb fu**s
Who's voice is Alex's voice?
I want to say stuff like that with AUTHORITY. This commericial be popping in my head having me walkining around saying ALEXIOUS!
Ah, here we go with the white & super light skinned Egyptians again.
This is a shame, the people who lived in this area of the world did not look like this. This is very misleading.
Is that Raj from the big bang theory?
Disrespectful ad!!!!!! Take this fuck shyt off the air 💩💩💩💩💩
People nowadays freak out over nothing. It’s just a goofy commercial, not really worth throwing a tantrum about. Like who TF cares if it’s accurate? You have ancient Egyptians speaking English, asking for toilet paper, and using fake symbols in ancient Egyptian text, yet all you people talk about is the skin color of the actors. Seriously, shut the fuck up. it’s just a commercial intended to advertise a product. Act like fucking adults, and stop trying to make everything that makes you uncomfortable go away, because that is not how the world works.
I get the joke but the ancient Egyptians had papyrus if they wanted to make shopping lists.
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