This is eery now.
The wacko Hate-Mongering PRESIDENT of the USA inspired some Gun-Freak NUT to drive to Walmart and MURDER 23 innocent shoppers. I bet The Onion never dreamed up that one!Even CRAZIER is apparently Americans are just putting up with maybe being riddled with bullets at Walmart, on the highway, at a Garlic Festival, at a Midwestern bar entrance.
I liked the video. N-not because I like Walmart, don't get me wrong! I don't even shop there, I just like the Onion and it's portrayal of these news stories. Couldn't care less about the fact that this is is a story about Walmart.
1:40 iPad Pro prediction in the news ticker
This was published in 2011 but can be applied to 2019 unironically which is fucking weird
What is it with you Americans and your walls?!
el paso foreshadowing
Well this is awkward
You should've seen what happened at Kmart the other day. It was so bad they went out of business, but I never went there either lol
We'll this didn't age well
this did not age well
Its been 8 years and I still have never heard of this thing Walmart wat is it I swear I think its supposed to be comparable to best buy but I have never heard of this retail store if its a retail store I'm just spit balling I swear….
It’s funny because I remember of a shooting happening here in Colorado Denver Thornton shopping center Walmart
"Brazil snubbed at the international ass festival"Im offended
YouTube algorithm needs to chill
what´s so bad about walmart?
wait wtf im from dearborn holy shit
how embarrassing for those hostages
My mom just showed me this and she thought this was real
We never knew one side of the story was about to come true
This aged badly
Only here for the International Ass Festival, that’s all
The onion, the only people who can make the news actually look realistic!
Is it actually legal in the USA to say a “white” man? Because in my country it’s not
Well this video didn’t age well
This aged great
That wouldnt be nice or anything but it would be a step up 😂😂🤣🤣
Well this didn't age well
Lol not even Walmart wants to admit they work at Walmart
8 years later… and it actually happened
Don't see any recent comments about Brazil being snubbed at the International Ass Festival ….. LOL
What's worse – the fact that the Onion made fun of it, or the fact that an entire country keeps letting it happen?
Well this didnt age poorly
YouTube algorithm is wrong, I don't shop at Walmart and neither does he
Oh but there were Levi's. How do i know?
Because i left them in the fitting room for a chump like him to pick up
Why was i at Wal-Mart?
I wasn't shopping, i was in a fitting room
This did not age well
This video has become all too real for all too many reasons.
I was on a vacation in the US and I got gallons of Gatorade of all flavors a ton of socks and a decent shirt and a belt for change I had in my left pocket.
There was no other store anywhere near and my socks got wet and we didn't have anything to drink.We weren't even looking around or anything it was a quick in and out type of situation not that we enjoyed it or anything.We didn't even walk in that far it was all near the exit so we barely even were in the store anyway.Mightve been some other store I don't remember.Not even sure if I've ever been to the US very possible that I just remembered a dream or something cause I'd never shop at such locations at all nah I don't recall ever shopping there
This aged well…..
The sub headings that scroll across the bottom are the best part of onion
This was on autoplay after I was watching other videos that weren't about Walmart.
Can someone explain to me what a Walmart is?
Psychopaths may falsely claim they had no evil intentions even if they cursed to let mold bloom only with their evil gaze with their creeping stalking behavior
Perhaps it is fair for psychopaths to only marry into other psychopaths to not tarnish the rest of the population but perhaps the law should ban psychopaths to be even near any leaders above a certain criteria
Perhaps some psychopaths/the mentally-ill, evil voodooers carry their white hairless dogs in their arms outside in Umyeon(牛眠 means 'cow sleeping') in Seocho(瑞草) and appear in an old hag's form in a new neighborhood in Gangseo(江西) only with the same or similar looking dog in human arms all in Seoul(特別)
There is no Wal-Mart in Dearborn.
I don't get it. Why are people refusing to having anything to do with Walmart?
Could someone explain the joke to a person outside of the US? I did found it funny and laugh, i dont get or know why the wallmart joke tho
I love everything about this video and comment section, everything except for walmart.
Lol, here in Chile Walmart bought a famous spider market brand and I love the new American branding products that have arrived, maybe it is just because they taste like diabetes.
You can shop at Meijer’s for a vacuum cleaner
i was going to say something offensive and funny but i laughed so hard i forgot what it was.
As a neighbor of mine once said, "What would I lie about?" terms and conditions may apply for emotional dissimulation sneaking away in the shadows to litter dangerous substances with someone else's artifice with full intent to just get with the jock again after all that work
HAHA! SHE SAID…ASSSS…HAHA…FE…UUHH…SHE SAID ASS!!! HAHA!!!
bruh wtf now there was actually a situation like this irl
What the hell is this fake s***I've never seen such bad actors
Police: At Least Hostages Are In Electronics, Not Clothing Section
When I saw some kids 4years old or so left unattended in front of boutiques in a South Korean department store at the near store closing hours near an escalator, I thought my most of South Korean relatives would be worse, neglective, abusive if not financially as supportive to their children and other people, AND WHERE WOULD SOMEONE SHOULD LOOK FOR REALLY MATURE, KIND-HEARTED PEOPLE WITH GOOD INTENTIONS WITH LITTLE OR NO ENVY TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE?
Is it bad that I laughed at that call.
“I don’t normally shop here or anything I just ran in real quick to get a couple things NODONTSHOOT NOOOOOOOO!!!”
"Report: Life on Other Planets Terrified We'll Find It."
"SWAT Team On Way But Having Trouble Finding 'This Walmart, Is It Called?'"
What is wrong with walmart?
Hey how you doing? I’m SK born in 89, producing since 09 im from Virginia I was wondering if I could send you instrumentals for any future videos. If so how do you need me to send?
I don't get why people would be ashamed to shop at Walmart
Y’all the fact that shit happened somewhat @walmart in 2019
Oh good! I've watched so many of these now I also laugh at all news broadcasts.
Did this really happen in Dearborn, i know this is fake but did a shooting really happen in Dearborn Michigan? I live in Michigan.
Walmart will forever have a good stance from me after an American dorm friend picked eyeshadows and makeup for me unlike all the other jealous Koreans who are jealous of everyone else #aww
She was shopping for a vacuum cleaner – The lady he talked to a few minutes ago
HUH? WHAT KINDA SCHITT IS THIS!!??
I heard you can shop Walmart online. Apparently they have a website. Where else was I supposed to find a Transformers G1 reissue (Starscream). Amazon didn't have what I wanted.
That hair! That voice! That face! I love Andrea Bennett!
Oh my god I was there just an hour before the shooting. I don’t shop there usually, it’s just that my car broke and it is the closest place I can viably bike to.
I didn't watch this for Walmart or anything. I was just clicking on videos for the Onion, and this one HAPPENED to be about Walmart.
i am just joining you how did you know
This sounds like anti Walmart propaganda
If only SNL had balls like this.
this didn’t age well
Hey SNL !!!! Take notes !!!! This is how you do comedy !!!!
Um, I don’t watch the onion for real news.
Is this real lol
Apple introduces new thick, heavy iPad for people who like to complain.
I fucking love Walmart, guy!
😂😂😂 What's funny is that a Wal-Mart shopper probably wouldn't feel comfortable in a Crate & Barrel.
Well this isn't funny anymore…
Nobody shops at Walmart yet some towns have more than one and lets not even talk cities. We have 3 within a 40 min drive if you go from the 1st to the 3rd one.
I don't get it, Walmart has good prices and a lot of products, why the hate?
this aged a little poorly
I live like an hour from Dearborn 😭 this would totally happen
I'm Indian that means i can't shop at Walmart even if i tried too.. BTW i had some work near Best Price Modern Wholesale Store (walmart india).. :')
Damn I want that second story
Weird that this actually happened last year
I miss these guys.
Where’s the Brazil festival clip???
Lmao God bless The Onion this is great
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